And do you want to know G-A-Y @ Heaven's success secret? Cheap door tax. At a mere £4 entry to see a megastar like Kelis, and then enjoy a big night out in a seemingly endless sea of enlightened men – BARGAIN! It is this cheap door tax that lures us away from our bar stools in Soho, that lures an attractive student crowd away from their Wiis, that sets our night off on the right foot and encourages us to spend more at the bar. The day G-A-Y @ Heaven pumps its door tax up is the day we will all wake from Jeremy Joseph’s 25-year spell and walk away.
Yes, this blog post is written in an unsightly magenta.
Read my review of Kelis at G-A-Y here on Gay Times. She was brilliant.